One-shot : In a Cosy Corner
Part : 4/4. I reiterate my sorries about the spamming. I really need to figure out the way one does these things with a minimum of it >.<.  Or write less XD!
Genre : Christmas crack and AU
Rating : NC 17
Summary : After all the random cutting-up, this last bit emerges omake-shaped. O.o. IDEK.

 

( Morning again, Cupcake )

One-shot : In a Cosy Corner
Part : 3/4. I end up spamming anyway ^^""" because I'm not sure I'd be able to post it later on. Sorry! Also, it has to be in 4 parts apparently ._________.
Genre : Christmas crack and AU
Rating : NC 17
Summary : No song!

 

 

( Gimme five )

One-shot : In a Cosy Corner
Part : 2/4. Sorry about the weird repartition between parts. It really wasn't meant to be cut up, LJ is meanie. Clearly, me likes meanies :).
Genre : Christmas crack and AU
Rating : NC 17
Summary :

( he'd decided it might be easier to handle Ryo if he thought of him as a zillion years old wrinkled and obese fictional figure )

Hello ho ho ^^!!!!

I've Christmas fic! In spite of  my best efforts, it kinda sucks! But maybe I can get away with how terribly it's written if I pretend to be drunk. So yeah, it doesn't suck. It *hiccups* shchucksx XD!

Since it's all I have ^^"""", I'd still like to present this as a gift to the lovely people that have read this LJ in 2009 and more especially so to those who took the time to comment and share their thoughts with me. I've really loved getting to know some of you better this year ^________________^. Thank you for everything :-*. I wish you the kind of 2010 where you get to meet both Kame and Ryo and become nanny to their adorably (Kame's genes) snarky (Guess who's genes) babies! *coughs* Which'll make a hell of a lot of nannies, ne, but since they go at it like rabbits, they'll probably need that many nannies :)))))))))))))))))) So they can keep going at it. See you in the nursery, girls ^^.

EDITED : I've had to split this thing in 4 parts because of the length. I've posted everything in a row and been most spammy. I'm  very sorry for flooding you f-page like this, I don't know any better: I'll understand if you unfriend me/defriend me! Also, this is hardly beta'd. Since one of my New Year's resolution is to be less finicky about everything, and I'm pretending to be drunk, I don't care until further notice! I'm so betaing this like crazy when I next have a minute and even just a minidose of concentration.


One-shot : In a Cosy Corner
Part : 1/4
Genre : Christmas crack and AU
Rating : NC 17, more so in part 2
Summary : Melekalikima!



( jolly je ne sais quoi )

I wanted to wait until I have something nice to offer back but although I've been working hard on some end of year fic, I don't know when/if I'll deem it ok to post in the end ^___^""", so no more waiting to say my thanks! Thank you zsuness  & marlenem  for bringing me the only snowflakes I shall have this year, but they were so lovely, I don't need any others now! ashkt , thank you so much for thinking of me, I was so touched by your sweet gesture. My cheeks feel thoroughly pinched and I like it ^________________^! :-* ayuzak  just cos' XD. Y'all pwn Santa ;) and then some. P.S : Sorry about the cuckoo formatting. Clearly I'm having LJ posting issues O.O

Dear Ryo-chan,



( LIKE! )

Dear Ryo-chan,

( THANK YOU )

Hello, I hope everyone on my f-list is doing formidably well. Thanks to anyone who's left me a comment/was kind enough to indulge me by answering my endless questions etc. lately, and please excuse how slowly I am answering and also the disorganized way I go about it ^^"". Apparently chronology is a thing in my past. When did that happen? Oh well, at least next year's still 2010, rite? Rite? ;p


Title : Ugly Got Gorgeous
Rated : NC-17
Summary : Inspired by flamesword 's prompt: a fic where Ryo just randomly decides that Kame is going to be His now that he's not the ugly duckling anymore, and Kame is completely taken by surprise and totally baffled by it, but Ryo is like, a FORCE OF NATURE and is pointless to resist, and Kame decides before long that he doesn't really want to anyway, but he is *stubborn* and tries really hard....It's an awesome prompt and I don't quite think I've managed it as well as it ought to have been at all, but I had tons of fun writing this anyway ^^. Which may be why it turned to
Genre : somewhatcrackysmutidek?
A/N: for flamesword . I hope this piece of badly written but with so much love boys love is able to keep RL at bay for some minutes ^_________________^ and also that RL gets into the Christmas spirit and gives you a well deserved break. I'm sorry, that made no sense ^^""". Just, ilu, take care, precious :-*.

Title : Human Rites
Rating : PG-15
Pairing : EntomologistinthemakingxAspiringActor, do you remember them, guys?
Summary : No, I'm not giving you the summary to a drabbley one-shot ^^! It's just to precise that this happens in the ever after of The Fisherman & The Princess of The Insects. It's not like it has mad plotting or anything, but I guess it's better if you've read the fic first :). I never thought to write any more in that universe again, but I must have been missing it, because basically my fingers started typing it of their own volition. I was really happy to be there again for a while ^^.
A/N : This is for Ma Petite Zumi. Happy omg terribly belated birthday, oh you epitome of fierce adorability ^^. I totally love who you are <333.


(  His princess training had never prepared him for such a thing. )

Dear Ryo-chan,

( You're a jolly good fellow )

HAPPY BIRTHDAYsevenswells!

Look! A crappy present omg I'm sorry. I made a GacktxMiyavi fanvid, but it's not just any old GacktxMiyavi fanvid ne. It is supposed to be a fanvid for your fic Hoshi no Suna, set to the song which gave its name to chapter 4, Heart in a Cage.

EDIT: I really recommend downloading this to watch if possible- YouTube just won't run it as smoothly as it's meant to run, probably because I apparently edited this in a bout of epilepsy ^^"""""""".

Of course, I couldn't even really stick to the narrative or anything, since I suck, but I tried to express the spirit of it a little. Sure, I failed. BUT I LOVE YOU, ANAWAY. 

Prease to have indecent amounts of fun and celebrate the extraordinary occasion of your birth in style <333.

Love

Ana

One-shot : Not too drunk to have an infinite expectation of the dawn
Warnings : Mature Ryo lol. Undefined booze. Voluntarily unclear timeline. Or maybe I just added 'voluntarily' at the very end after realizing what a mess it is, it's a mess ^^""".
Rating: PG-15ish, if even that.
Disclaimer: Everyone, especially moi, already knows I don't own Kame or Ryo. But probably fewer people are aware that I also don't own Yoda or Luke Skywalker. So I'd just thought I'd make that clear here :).
A/N : Thank you so very much to everyone who expressed concern over my (not even particularly droll!)recent antics and who wished me well ^__^. Your kind words totally made my world a better place <333 *hugsies of monster love*.  ayuzak and gummykid I *cross my fingers especially in the hope you girls find parts of this muddle entertaining. ILU very much :-*.




( an encounter of the first kind )

I do impulsive things.

And then I regret them.

Hopefully nobody noticed.

( But if you did )

Because when words fail you, well, there is always Windows Movie Maker ^^""".

Download links (on megaupload), although who'd want this, but  u never know : Medium sized and tiny (I actually like tiny the best, hear that, Ryo-chan ^^?)

As ever, I shall be grateful for any CC anyone would like to throw my way :)))!

Title: The diva & the d.v
Chapter 3/? : How is the weather?
Pairing : Sosuke/Kame
Disclaimer: Nobody's mine.
Rating : PG-13.
Summary : That lamp is going places.
A/N : Wouldn't it be weird to dedicate this to anybody?*thinks* Well, maybe not if it was somebody wonderfully weird... So, zsuness , this is for you ^^  <333 (I'm only sorry that it sucks >.<).



( Sosuke darling )

Title : The diva & the d.v
Chapter 2/? : Yellow
Pairing : Sosuke/Kame. Too rare! ( I know ;_; )
Disclaimer : Nobody's mine here. Nobody, but especially not Michiru, mind you ;p.
Rating : PG -15. Because Kame's mind is a gutter. Which gently weeps.
Summary : Domestic matters matter.




( Kame melts into a puddle of adoration right there, but thankfully you don't get arrested for doing this in public )

*rubs eyes*

Hey? Hi. Hey. I'm sorry, I really sleepy and groggy right now.  It's to be expected that this post will be nonsense ^^"""".  I'm being a more pitiful LJer than usual, even, lately : I've been somewhat ill and now I'm convalescing and this largely explains (but not entirely) my fail away. The illness is nothing especially fun, because when is illness ever fun, ne *rolling sleepy eyes at groggy self*, but anyways, I should be okay in a while, yay! It just seems so silly being limp and blah and meh for so long, like it's a total waste of time, argh. But I need to embrace it as part of the process of getting better I suppose *sleepy smile*.  Also :((((, whilst attempting to answer comments just now I accidentally deleted the contents of my LJ inbox. Everything. The comments are all duplicated at my email addie normally , but the private messages, they weren't, and that devastates me a little ;_;.  I should still be able to answer those comments I haven't yet  - just please excuse me if I take a little while to track them down, okie *sleepy hugsies*?

I miss chattering properly with you guys. I hope everyone's busy being as fabulous as usual ^_____^. I wanna sleepily shout out especially to akillarian , tomosuki , gummykid  (I am SO pissed about having accidentally deleted your latest PM. And the ones before. >.<) andzsuness  (I hope the sun made an apparition and its rays petted your pretty head).

A bit of sleepy pimping now because I couldn't not pimp this and also this way this post instantaneously  becomes the opposite of a cure for insomnia :

MY MOSTEST FAVOURITEST RYOXKAME FIC EVER IS half HERE OMG :

FIERCE PART 1A  & FUCKING FIERCE PART 1B.

It's simply fabulous.

Please, please pester sevenswells  relentlessly for part 2 too. I am against those torture-the-author methods usually but what the hell. I will do anything to know what happens next.

*sleepily determined*


zzzz.

:-* there!

( begging you for... )


Credits : Originally, the only vid I had on my comp was Akane's fanvid (100% made of awesome. Actually, I advise you to go rewatch that instead of this) so you'll recognize plenty of images from it : even intact parts of her editing here and there, because it rocks! (as opposed to my shoddy editing. My editing's just rocky ^__^"""). So thanks again, Akane, ilu <333 :-*

Dear Ryo-chan,
( Flattered? )