Title : Human Rites
Rating : PG-15
Pairing : EntomologistinthemakingxAspiringActor, do you remember them, guys?
Summary : No, I'm not giving you the summary to a drabbley one-shot ^^! It's just to precise that this happens in the ever after of The Fisherman & The Princess of The Insects. It's not like it has mad plotting or anything, but I guess it's better if you've read the fic first :). I never thought to write any more in that universe again, but I must have been missing it, because basically my fingers started typing it of their own volition. I was really happy to be there again for a while ^^.
A/N : This is for Ma Petite Zumi. Happy omg terribly belated birthday, oh you epitome of fierce adorability ^^. I totally love who you are <333.


(  His princess training had never prepared him for such a thing. )

Dear Ryo-chan,

( You're a jolly good fellow )

HAPPY BIRTHDAYsevenswells!

Look! A crappy present omg I'm sorry. I made a GacktxMiyavi fanvid, but it's not just any old GacktxMiyavi fanvid ne. It is supposed to be a fanvid for your fic Hoshi no Suna, set to the song which gave its name to chapter 4, Heart in a Cage.

EDIT: I really recommend downloading this to watch if possible- YouTube just won't run it as smoothly as it's meant to run, probably because I apparently edited this in a bout of epilepsy ^^"""""""".

Of course, I couldn't even really stick to the narrative or anything, since I suck, but I tried to express the spirit of it a little. Sure, I failed. BUT I LOVE YOU, ANAWAY. 

Prease to have indecent amounts of fun and celebrate the extraordinary occasion of your birth in style <333.

Love

Ana

One-shot : Not too drunk to have an infinite expectation of the dawn
Warnings : Mature Ryo lol. Undefined booze. Voluntarily unclear timeline. Or maybe I just added 'voluntarily' at the very end after realizing what a mess it is, it's a mess ^^""".
Rating: PG-15ish, if even that.
Disclaimer: Everyone, especially moi, already knows I don't own Kame or Ryo. But probably fewer people are aware that I also don't own Yoda or Luke Skywalker. So I'd just thought I'd make that clear here :).
A/N : Thank you so very much to everyone who expressed concern over my (not even particularly droll!)recent antics and who wished me well ^__^. Your kind words totally made my world a better place <333 *hugsies of monster love*.  ayuzak and gummykid I *cross my fingers especially in the hope you girls find parts of this muddle entertaining. ILU very much :-*.




( an encounter of the first kind )

I do impulsive things.

And then I regret them.

Hopefully nobody noticed.

( But if you did )

Because when words fail you, well, there is always Windows Movie Maker ^^""".

Download links (on megaupload), although who'd want this, but  u never know : Medium sized and tiny (I actually like tiny the best, hear that, Ryo-chan ^^?)

As ever, I shall be grateful for any CC anyone would like to throw my way :)))!

Title: The diva & the d.v
Chapter 3/? : How is the weather?
Pairing : Sosuke/Kame
Disclaimer: Nobody's mine.
Rating : PG-13.
Summary : That lamp is going places.
A/N : Wouldn't it be weird to dedicate this to anybody?*thinks* Well, maybe not if it was somebody wonderfully weird... So, zsuness , this is for you ^^  <333 (I'm only sorry that it sucks >.<).



( Sosuke darling )

Title : The diva & the d.v
Chapter 2/? : Yellow
Pairing : Sosuke/Kame. Too rare! ( I know ;_; )
Disclaimer : Nobody's mine here. Nobody, but especially not Michiru, mind you ;p.
Rating : PG -15. Because Kame's mind is a gutter. Which gently weeps.
Summary : Domestic matters matter.




( Kame melts into a puddle of adoration right there, but thankfully you don't get arrested for doing this in public )

*rubs eyes*

Hey? Hi. Hey. I'm sorry, I really sleepy and groggy right now.  It's to be expected that this post will be nonsense ^^"""".  I'm being a more pitiful LJer than usual, even, lately : I've been somewhat ill and now I'm convalescing and this largely explains (but not entirely) my fail away. The illness is nothing especially fun, because when is illness ever fun, ne *rolling sleepy eyes at groggy self*, but anyways, I should be okay in a while, yay! It just seems so silly being limp and blah and meh for so long, like it's a total waste of time, argh. But I need to embrace it as part of the process of getting better I suppose *sleepy smile*.  Also :((((, whilst attempting to answer comments just now I accidentally deleted the contents of my LJ inbox. Everything. The comments are all duplicated at my email addie normally , but the private messages, they weren't, and that devastates me a little ;_;.  I should still be able to answer those comments I haven't yet  - just please excuse me if I take a little while to track them down, okie *sleepy hugsies*?

I miss chattering properly with you guys. I hope everyone's busy being as fabulous as usual ^_____^. I wanna sleepily shout out especially to akillarian , tomosuki , gummykid  (I am SO pissed about having accidentally deleted your latest PM. And the ones before. >.<) andzsuness  (I hope the sun made an apparition and its rays petted your pretty head).

A bit of sleepy pimping now because I couldn't not pimp this and also this way this post instantaneously  becomes the opposite of a cure for insomnia :

MY MOSTEST FAVOURITEST RYOXKAME FIC EVER IS half HERE OMG :

FIERCE PART 1A  & FUCKING FIERCE PART 1B.

It's simply fabulous.

Please, please pester sevenswells  relentlessly for part 2 too. I am against those torture-the-author methods usually but what the hell. I will do anything to know what happens next.

*sleepily determined*


zzzz.

:-* there!

( begging you for... )


Credits : Originally, the only vid I had on my comp was Akane's fanvid (100% made of awesome. Actually, I advise you to go rewatch that instead of this) so you'll recognize plenty of images from it : even intact parts of her editing here and there, because it rocks! (as opposed to my shoddy editing. My editing's just rocky ^__^"""). So thanks again, Akane, ilu <333 :-*

Dear Ryo-chan,
( Flattered? )

Heya *waves and splashes*

How are you, nice people? I hope you're doing great and enjoying splendid health and that life progresses in the direction you want it to exactly ^^. I'm not around very much and I do miss you, which is how I think I ended up writing crack on a Sunday ^^"""".


Title : War and Peace and Banana Ice Cream and Online Games and Documentaries on Pandas and General Procrastination and (a very little) Jealousy and Happy Endings
Genre : Crack
Rating : PG-13
A/N : For akillarian  : I don't mean to distract you from your studies , you understand ^__________^ : it's only for when you want a what the fuck moment of relaxation. Also *hugs you so hard and wishes she could retrieve the missing info from your mean comp*. I really really hope that setback didn't hit you too hard studywise, ne :-*. For mattiezumi , owning Japan as I speak, I just know it. I'm so torn between wanting you to stay some more over there so you have LOTS MORE STILL to tell when you come back and wanting you to come back immediately because, well,  I miss you LOTS. Simply ^^.  For sevenswells  : from twiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight to twiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiight 2! I can't wait but, yeah, I have to occupy myself in the meantime and this is how I do it ^^""""""""""""""""""".



( Adorable! It is enough to make one's head whirl! )

One-Shot : Solo
Warnings : Speculations spinning on so much false whatever
Pairing : RyoKame more than ever
A/N : for my own personal lolcatz provider and uplifter of my mood :-*.


( The intent was always to be Ryo-sama, motherfucker. )

Mr. Brain is really trying to fry mine. In the yummiest possible way. I mean. KIMUTAKU. KAME.  GACKT.  *smell of my brain frying yummily*

It could only get better if Ryo came and acted in Kame's episode (yes, I'll just call it Kame's episode, I'm that sure he's gonna own it). Or acted in Kame's episode and came. Even better. He could be Kame's patient. It'd be totally incredible! Sure. Like, he could be yet another too-young-to-die-insert-sobs-and-awards-here guy with a brain tumour and hot bod! Who divis his mommy. Whatever. I'm happy for you, Ryo, btw :).

( Please to only click if your love of random is truly epic )


I so wanted an excuse to post this video.

Now I fried your brain ^^ ne?</div>

Hiya:)!

Chapter N°27 of Hold Me,Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me is here. Yup that's a link to an especial hmtmkmkm LJ.

Please note that updates to hmtmkmkm will be at that LJ from now on. So if you actually friended here in order to follow that one specific fic, you might want to unfriend here and friend there instead :). This way you won't have to deal with my more random posts, you'll just get the hmtmkmkm ones. Hopefully this deals with that queasy feeling I've been getting when posting anything that wasn't strictly hmtmkmkm-related here at this journal ^____^.

Also why have fun with one layout when you can have fun with two? Or several. So I got The Fisherman & the Princess of The Insects an LJ too.

( hello Catatonia )

I like my username everyday...

( But today I like it even more ^^ )

This is what happens when unbelievably patient sevenswells  indulges my overenthusiasm for music.

She and I were chatting (I was babbling) (as usual ;_;) about la la las, then somehow it turned to la la las in relation to Storm in a Bathtub and the idea of a playlist that Kame would listen to while he gets ready before dates like in teh fic popped up. And then ever sweet  sevenswells  said yay! and then I got really really really excited and went crazy and had lots of fun :D. I know this is probably a bunch of boring to anyone who isn't sevenswells  (It's ok, I only mentioned your username 4 times so far, sevenswells  ^_^""), but at least it isn't in 5FIVE5 posts and the playlist is under the cut like an obedient child ;p.  
( Or an upbeat bitch ;p. )</div>
I hope everybody's having a nice weekend and with any luck the playlist can maybe keep you company if you're going for a fun night out and primping à la what I imagine is Kame's way ^___^ <3

Title : Storm In a Bathtub
Pairing : Does a pairing by the name of  RyoKame ring a bell ^_________________^""""?
Is this what they call an OMAKE?
A/N : Looks at LJ page. *LE GASP* This is beyond spammage. Unfriend me now T_T. Maybe I'll private the later ones now and unprivate them one by one? *muttering to self in shame* EDIT : Well, unleashing the thing in one weekend was still pretty spammy in the end, so let me apologise again again ^__^"" (I don't really know when next I'll be online so I went ahead. But I'm sorry). But there, it's over now, and although I'm likely to make horrific mistakes again in the future when I post, I'll try not to make this one, ne!!! Thank you for bearing with me<3


( baby )