Hello!

How is your Christmas unfolding??? For some of you, it must be nearly over. Mine I am spending being loved and plied with coffee and Japanese pastry <3. Santa has been so satisfactory on all accounts this year for me! Yay! I hope your Christmas is/has been very merry too!

Here's yet another chapter of that fauxest one-shot of all times, Ryo v.s Ran. And no, it isn't the last chapter ^____^"""".  I've tried very hard to make this a nice read for Christmas (ah, if it even was just a nice read in general, wouldn't that be wonderful ;_;) but I'm not too sure how it turned out in the end, or if anybody'll actually like it. But hopefully, it's the thought that counts? And my thoughts while writing this were LOVE, I assure you.

So please accept this as a little Christmas gift, with my thanks for keeping me company on LJ this past year. I am so very grateful for that, as your company is simply the most charming and heart-warming and bestest, ever. I look forward so to enjoying more of it in the coming year <333!


Title : Ryo vs. Ran
Part: 4/?
Pairing : GrinchxChristmasElf RyoxKame
Rating : I deem this to be PG 13.
Summary :  Apples are red, jealousy is green.
A/N : For my beloved f-list <3. For anyone reading this, thank you <3. For that person who has been plying my coffee monster with hot black coffee.

Faux One-Shot (part 3/4 cos' I lied, I'm such a bad person, well, I'm just not sure whappened,  and there's now going to be one part more ;_;  Oh fs! Do you hate me?) : Ryo v.s Ran
Pairing : RyoKame. You can lol at me for precising.  I'm lolling at myself. I think I should try to write some other drastically different pairing just to not be so predictable. ^____^" Yeah like KameRyo.
Rating : PG-13. Because I do write NN!
Genre :  Fluffcracker
Summary : Fight all night!
A/N: The 'How To Be Nishikido Ryo' manual mentioned here is lovely arisan’s idea from a wonderful comment she left on a chapter to HMTMKMKM. If Ryo’s not going to write that manual, and I don't think he will, because he's too busy living it out, right Nishikido Ryo, then Arisa herself totally should. Or she should totally at least write fic, because oh my god the talent. And I think she is. Writing fic. YAY. ^___^ Thanks and | Arisa

For anyone who reads this <3. Thank you. Your life is so precious, and you're taking actual minutes from it to read this. |

Faux One-Shot (part 2/3) : Ryo v.s Ran
Pairing : RanxKame JUST KIDDING. RyoxKame. For forever.
Rating : NC-17 (I don't think it is, but apparently my standards in perviness aren't quite everybody else's ;_;. So. Safe sex.)
Genre : Fluffcracker and whatevers.
Summary : Kame just  wants to give the dog a bone - and then he'll take care of your boner, Ryo, promise.
A/N : I want to say a hee-uge THANK YOU to everyone who reads all this whateverness I write. Your comments have had me glowing and I'm quite worried that I've been perhaps even worse than I usually am at answering in kind lately ;_; - I do so hope I haven't left any comments unanswered *crosses fingers and toes* but I'm so messy and unexplainably autistic shy at times and just forgetful these days, here's hoping. However, no comment has left me untouched, please know that <3  And forgive the silliness if ever I do eventually answer in five centuries when I get my act together. Make it 87. This I'm-sorry-I'm-so-random-at-commenting rant is particularly true for those who have committed the folly of befriending me/accepting me as a f. Whether I comment too much, too little, too rarely, too often on all your amajing LJs, f-list, I'M SORRY, I LOVE YOU as much as I love that k-drama and you better believe I love that k-drama.
I hope this specifically tickles Rae's(tomosuki's) awesome sense of humour and adorable sense of romance. I hope this provides mienai2401 with a chuckle or two on the way to work while something better and smuttier gets written somewhere ( by her would be nice, I <3 her writing). Di (diac) you are chu'd many times. *chu**chu**chu*. (EDIT: WAI? WAI was my original A/N half gone ;_;? What chu mean, too long?) crimsonredd, a lil' something for the weekend dear Sann ^.^ For animal lover Ash (ashkt) there is a bitch and at least one snake mentioned in there. Pour Arisa (arisan) vive la francophonie, and what is much more, friendship <3 For Zsu (zsuness) come back already!!! *bribes with  whatever you want*. And for my f and  fellow connoisseur perv sake_chan |

*Hugs* (*hugs* instead of hi, I hope you don't mind?)

I wrote something a little different, I'm not exactly sure what it is but maybe you can tell me?  Hopefully it's a fun little change from HMTMKMKM (HAHA, I realised the other day how Hold Me, Kiss Me, Thrill Me, Kill Me looks like in acronym, and I'll so abuse it from now on because it's fun) (isn't it?) (oops) (sorry in advance)?  In keeping with my true self, this is max whateverism. Thank you for reading, commenting, CCing, existing. You are better than  |

Faux One-Shot (part 1/3) : Ryo v.s Ran
Pairing : RyoKame. Sorry Ran. NO WAY, okay. And you can chew on that.
Rating : PG-13
Genre : Er, love triangle? OMG NO. Erm, fluff that somehow turned to crack? WHAT IS THIS? A fluffcracker?
Summary : Ran is jealous of Ryo. Or so he thinks. Meanwhile, Kame is a stick of sex. Or so we all all think. Wait, that's just the truth.
A/N: Rae of pure joy (a.k.a tomosuki), this was really meant to be a chapter full of fluff for your wonderful person. I think I had better tell you this, because you might not notice the fluff so much while reading. I'm sorry, I F.A.I.L. This ended up being I dunno what (I think I might have written bad crack accidentally?). Dearest Sann, (a.k.a crimsonredd) for the sake of your sweet tooth too, this was meant to be much more sugary. Girls, please accept this let's-call-it fluffcracker until such time as I learn how to fluff my stuff properly ^___^"  I also really want to thank Arisa (a.k.a arisan) and zsuness for the marvellous marvellous marvellous feedback you give me. I LOVE YOU BITCHES. I have too many people to thank, always, but note that this is not me asking you to be less awesome ^____^ I'm thinking my next A/N is gonna be HUGE.