Hey everybody. I'm profusely sorry for not updating for so long, that is, if anyone wanted to read ^___^". Life has been intent on reminding me that she can be a bitch lately, but that's okay, because I can be a überbitch. Take that and party, life. I'm still kinda new around this fandom, but I've still been missing it like mad. I've just held back from retrocommenting on lovely people like ashkt and zoeycleybourne and crimsonredd and just about everybody else's blog and wrote this instead as an offering of my appreciation for all you people being teh bomb. So basically, this is dedicated to everyone who likes it even a teensy bit! I'm a little out of it, so it might be not so very good at all, in which case you can just hate my sox until I write something that sux less and that rox more. Deal?

While my ukulele gently weeps - Chapter 3/?

One True Pairing! : RyoKame
Rating : NC-17
Genre : Who knows? Who cares? Any RyoKame is good RyoKame, right tomosuki?  Which is why you should write more, too. You, and everyone. Write RyoKame everyone! I think I'm confusing strikethrough with subliminal encoding. Whatever. As long as it works XD
Disclaimer :  I still own both Ryo and Kame but now Ryo says I gotta chose between them. Man, I chose between those two anytime, always. There's no other place on earth I'd rather be.  But somehow this answer doesn’t seem to satisfy Ryo. And God knows, I want him to be satisfied. What to do? Any idea, Kame? No, you just want to lie there and do that, don’t you? Good boy. Okay, sue me Mr Kitagawa. SUE ME for writing all those untruths just now. I have no money to lose but give me the exposure and the unlikely hope that Ryo and Kame will have to attend my hearing so they can deny having ever met me before which will be true enough but we will meet then, my loves! SO SUE ME ALREADY.
Summary : While the uke doesn't weep in this chapter, there is no lack of bodily fluids. In fact, it's all about the fluids.

Title: While my ukulele gently weeps .

Part 2.

This goes out to teh wonderful ashkt, with love from Girl Penis. And that's a whole lot less weird than it sounds. I think.
Mucho mucho thanks to everybody who read the first part and commented and provided encouragement. I ate your comments, and turned into a flailing beam of sunshine, which was not only very pretty, but pretty awesome. I hope you like part 2,
but if you don't, I'll try to do better next time! Comments are love. Which means that all you need is comments  ^___^

One True Pairing! : RyoKame

Rating : NC-17

Genre : You tell me.

Disclaimer :  I own both Ryo and Kame. They, like, fight all day everyday to see who gets to impregnate me the most. But then I force them to kiss and make up, because I'm such a pacifist. Wow, the three previous sentences are so untrue they are false okay, but if it feels so amazing to just type it, it's a terrible terrible shame I don't get to live it.

Summary : Ryo, Kame and a dusty old sofa. Because simplicity is all the rage.

Title: While my ukulele gently weeps ...

Pairing : RyoKame. A plumber might also be needed at some point.

Rating (By rating, you really mean mating, don't you?) : I'm going with PG-13, because I don't know any better.

Genre : You tell me.

Disclaimer : I don't pwn RyoKame. But hey guys, should YOU feel a great urge to pwn, CALL ME. In the words of Rufus Wainwright, my phone's on vibrate for you.

Summary : Oh dear. If I say there's a Peeping Ryo in it, will you read it?